Saturday, February 21, 2009

ISLAND STYLIN'

Got to get my gloves and sharpen my machete! Yes, I own a machete...several in fact. Everybody in the islands has at least one! Why people in the states haven't realized that they NEED a machete is beyond me. They're are the best gardening tool you'll ever own and walk down a street carrying one and believe me, people give you room! Get yourself a nice weathered machete with a nice shinny edge (indicating that it is sharp as a razor) and walk down the meanest streets of any city and trust me, people would leave you alone! Crazy person carrying a machete...oh yeah, no one wants any of that!

But....back to why I'm even thinking about a machete. Going up to the farm in the rainforest tomorrow to learn how to thatch a roof. I love thatched roofs!!! And I'm going to learn how it's done! I can't wait!

Seriously though, no matter where you live.......you NEED a machete!

BE BOLD, OWN A MACHETE, WEAR ART!!!

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