Some of you are starting to email me to see why I haven't posted since the weekend...
I might as well come clean. I have an addiction. Yes, I admit it. I have a serious addiction and it is effecting my ability to blog.
Yes......I have the Wii monkey on my back! I admit it. I have been playing with my new Wii when I usually blog.
The Wii monkey is wicked! It lures you in and then won't let you go! You have to beat your last score....more importantly you have to beat the flippin' man in his underwear telling you that you read the green wrong! FYI, in the golf game, if you hit the ball into the water hazard or out of bounds for 10 times in a row, you get a nasty little box that says "10+ give up"!!!! Give up????? What does it mean give up???????
You do not tell a sweating, angry woman who has hit 10 virtual golf balls into a virtual water hazard to "give up" while a man in his underwear smirks! It just is not done!!!! If I was sure that the American Express replacement guarantee would replace the thing, I'd make it think "give up"!!!!!!!!
And if that wasn't bad enough........seriously...if that wasn't enough.....the stupid thing told me that I was 81 in wii years!!!!!! I took it's stupid fitness test without reading the instructions (I tend to not read directions) or going through the training and it told me I was 81 in wii years!!!!
So I haven't posted because I had to read the flippin' directions so that I could bring down my wii years!!!! And I did!!! But it still isn't very good!!!! Those stupid baseballs come at you FAST!!!
I'm not dead.......and neither is the Wii.......yet.
I'll do better on my posting....it's rough having a wii monkey on your back! I wonder if there is rehab for wii......or maybe it is an illness and I would qualify for disability??? hmmm....I should research that....but the wii monkey is calling me......so many things to do....so little time that the wii is off.....
Next I want the wii fit.....I want to do the yoga...bet I can wipe that smirk off his face if we are doing wii yoga! I'll make him think read the green......
BE BOLD, PLAY WII, WEAR ART!!!!
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